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Nugs and Kisses: Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for the Stoner

Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and whether you’re in a relationship or happily dating yourself, Feb. 14 is an ideal time to glow up someone’s next sesh.

When it comes to picking out a romantic gift for your favorite stoner, think outside the chocolate box (unless it’s one of the infused options below). These cannabis-infused sex serums, massage oils, soaking salts, and bath bombs will help get you in the mood. From pipes, to bongs, to vapes in rosy hues, this curated collection of Valentine’s Day gifts are available to order just in time for the most romantic day of the year.

So, whether you recently screwed up or are trying to make an incredible first impression, consider lighting it up with one of these weed gifts.

Quim Rock | Oh Yes! Latex-Safe Serum

Scoop up a bottle of Oh Yes! Latex-Safe Serum, said to enhance stimulation, stimulate libido, and increase natural lubrication for a steamy Valentine’s evening alone or with your partner.

Availability: California

Price: $56

Glassy | Rose Quartz Crystal Pipe

This ultra-feminine slab of rose quartz is the pipe your zodiac-obsessed, crystal-loving lady has been dreaming of. Because it’s made of raw stone, each Rose Quartz Crystal Pipe varies a bit in size, color, and texture. And yes, it does hit as good as it looks.

Availability: Nationwide in U.S.

Price: $54

Garden Society | Milk Chocolates with Sea Salt

Garden Society recently released a new low-dose edible just in time for Valentine’s Day. Its Milk Chocolates with Sea Salt are made to help you relax into the couch and enjoy your favorite romantic comedy. These mouthwatering chocolates have a 10:1 ratio of THC to CBD and are artfully crafted with sun-grown Mendocino County cannabis.

Availability: California

Price: $24

Humble Flower Co. Essentials | Body Face Oil

Aromatic and nourishing, the Body Face Oil from Humble Flower Co. Essentials is a prerequisite to a sensual Valentine’s Day massage. It’s made with the intoxicating scents of ylang ylang and lavender and is packed with essential fatty acids, antioxidants, and vitamins that protect the skin, along with 200 milligrams of full-spectrum hemp CBD.

Availability: Nationwide in U.S.

Price: $45

Life Elements | CBD Honey Limited Edition Heart Bath Bomb

If battling hordes of hungry couples for a dinner reservation isn’t your scene, stay home, order a pizza, and do the exact opposite of stress about Valentine’s Day with an ultra-relaxing bath. The heart-shaped CBD Honey Bath Bomb from Life Elements will fill your tub with fizz and love, thanks to soothing oatmeal, honey, and full-spectrum hemp CBD.

Availability: Nationwide in U.S.

Price: $24 Single; $43 Double

Vintage Redeux | Mary Jane Smoking Robe

Vintage Redeux brings sexy back to smoking with a glamorous red satin smoking robe decorated with a sultry hand-sewn Mary Jane patch on the back. This special edition Valentine’s Day robe is available through February.

Availability: Nationwide in U.S.

Price: $120

Empower | Soaking Salts

Melt away the stress of shopping for a Valentine’s Day gift with a relaxing bath infused with cannabis soaking salts. Both Empower blends are made with Epsom, Pink Himalayan, and Dead Sea salts along with a soothing blend of essential oils and cannabis extracts. The black label soaking salts contain THCA and CBD, while the white label soaking salts are made with hemp CBD only.

Availability: Black label: Oregon and Washington only. White label: Nationwide in U.S.

Price: $12 4 oz.; $30 16 oz.

Lowell Herb Co. | Cannabis Bouquet

Sending a bouquet of flowers to her office is nice. Hand-delivering a cannabis bouquet to her doorstep is much, much nicer. This gorgeous swath of premium organic cannabis from Lowell Herb Co. is sure to stun your sweetie. If you’re lucky, she might even share. After smoking an ounce of top-notch weed, you’ll happily forget how much you spent on flower this Valentine’s Day.

Availability: California

Price: $400

Foria | Awaken  

Awaken, a popular CBD lube from Foria, is formulated with plant-based aphrodisiacs designed to increase sensation, heighten arousal, and promote the relaxation you need to chill out and enjoy a sexual experience. For a limited time, Foria is offering a buy-one-get-one-free deal so you can stock up on this natural arousal oil with a cult following.

Availability: Nationwide in U.S.

Price: $48

Glassy | EXTRA Lighter

Take it upon yourself to upgrade your beloved’s crappy lighter with the EXTRA Lighter from Glassy. This striking Japanese-designed lighter will make your partner feel fancy every time she whips it out to light a joint.

Availability: Nationwide in U.S.

Price: $40

Baceae | CBD 12 Piece Chocolate Collection

If your lover prefers to enjoy edibles without getting stoned, the 12 Piece Collection from Baceae would make a perfect Valentine’s Day gift. The chocolates are naturally gluten-free, soy-free, and vegan. They’re also infused with hemp CBD, which means they won’t get you high. Between the chocolate tart, peanut butter cup, strawberry bon bon, and raspberry fudge, you might have trouble deciding what to bite into first.

Availability: Nationwide in U.S.

Price: $48

Goldleaf | Blue Dream Botanical Illustration Print

This Blue Dream Botanical Illustration Print will add a touch of class to any smoker’s home. By purchasing this particular item, Goldleaf will donate your money to Project Sanctuary, an organization that helps military families thrive with therapeutic retreats and veteran support services.

Availability: Nationwide in U.S.

Price: $29.99

Canndescent | Multipack Preroll Flight

Prerolls as a Valentine’s Day gift? Stick with us. Sometimes prerolls get a bad rap for being made with subpar cannabis. But Canndescent’s selection for flower is neatly rolled into five joints and tucked into beautiful packaging.

Available: California

Price: $50-$70

Summerland | Pleasure Point Bong

Nothing says “I love you” quite like a bong. Especially when that bong is called Pleasure Point. Summerland makes its smoking accessories by hand in California with top-of-the-line ceramic and glaze and a high-grade silicone grommet to ensure a clean hit every single time.

Available: Nationwide in U.S.

Price: $195  

Stiiizy | Starter Kit, Rose

The company that turned the tide of vape pens from 510 thread carts to pods has crafted the ideal Valentine’s gift for that special vape enthusiast in your life — especially if that special someone is you. The Rose Stiiizy Starter Kit — a sleek, subtle rechargeable battery with a classy, rosy matte-pink finish — is a discreet, easy, on-the-go vape pen that’ll look great as part of any 420-friendly gift ensemble. It’ll also make an elegant treat for the bae who vapes when paired with a carefully crafted selection of Stiiizy Pod flavors.