The tips are striking a cord with women everywhere and, a Bored Panda thread compiling the best, includes an appeal to describe tights as “itchy” rather than “sexy” and the advice that pretty much one can run in heels.
“High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.
“The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.
“Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.
“You can’t hold in a period like pee.
“Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.”
There were plenty of tips for blokes writing about women One woman revealed how not wearing glasses left her feeling ‘squinty’ – not sexy Its usually a ‘no’ when it comes to automatically cascading locks
Many pointed out that most of us can’t run well in heels – despite many fictional heroines wearing nothing but stilettos.
Another explained that taking off their specs won’t likely make them more beautiful – just short-sighted.
She joked: “If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models. We become squinty.’
Someone else said that boobs aren’t always perky, adding: “They don’t just stand there like they’re waiting for the fricken [sic] bus.”
What tips would you give?
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